We’re off to sunny Wales,
We’ll maybe see a dragon.
With a long spiky tail
Breathing fire by the flagon
I’m dying for a pee,
The price is 20p
That’s 20p to have a pee
To pee or not to pee?!
We’re back from Sunny Wales,
We didn’t see a dragon.
But we met the lovely Dee
In her breakfast waggon
We’re back from sunny Wales
We didn’t see a dragon.
We saw our friends the Thomas’s,
They brew beer by the gallon.
We’re back from sunny Wales
We didn’t see a dragon.
Now there’s piles on mucky clothes
We better get a wash on
We’re back from sunny Wales
We didn’t see a dragon.
Emily enjoyed the crabbing
Luring them with bacon
We’re back from sunny Wales
We didn’t see a dragon.
Maybe that is for the best,
who wants to meet a dragon?!
My mind it goes a wandering,
What is it I am pondering?
Maybe I’m remembering
Something, nothing, everything
We have been away to Wales
There wasn’t that much rain.
But now we are are back
I’m seriously in pain.
We are home from our holiday
It was good to see the coast
But now we’re home
I don’t know what hurts the most